Secret Achievements | Achievements South Park: TSoT Guide
Last update: 11 May 2016
Acceptance
Accept your name.
When you enter your name, Cartman will be reassuring twice, if you are sure that this is the name that you want to go by. Click "Yes" twice.
KKK Hero
Defeat the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Defeat Kyle towards the end of the "Attack the School" quest.
Elven Hero
Defeat Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Defeat Cartman towards the end of the "Attack the School" quest.
Nonconformist
Befriend the Goth kids.
You will complete this one during "Gain New Allies" quest.
Too Far
Fart on the defeated Nazi Zombie Fetus .
After the final fight, at the Unplanned Parenthood, during the "Forging of Alliances" quest fart on the aborted fetus that you defeated.
Inside Joke
Summon Mr. Slave while inside him.
This one creates quite a paradox, when you summon your ally - Mr. Slave, during any of the fights, while exploring his intestines. Remember that you need to have him available, before the "Beat Up Clyde!" quest. If necessary, go to his home and activate him, before you start that quest.
Face Hoff
Defeat Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff
Buy the most expensive surgery at Tom's Rhinoplasty and, while looking as David Haselhoff, fight the final battle. You need to take the surgery before the "Beat Up Clyde!" quest.
Perverted
Watch your parents for 60 seconds.
During the "defeat the Underpants Gnomes" quest, at some point, you will climb over the light switch onto the cupboard, from which you will be observing your parents in the bed. Stand there for a minute.
Outpatient
Defeat Princess Kenny after you have contracted Dire AIDS.
While fighting animals in Canada, you can contract AIDS. To check your status, go to Ottawa and get examined at the local hospital. If you have AIDS, you simply do not need to treat it (i.e. do not select the treatment option at the hospital; you can still use healing potions, etc.).
Two Girls, One Stick
Defeat Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Fight Kenny while dressed in your outfit from when you had the makeover, before going to Unplanned Parenthood. You need to be wearing each element of the outfit, i.e. the full dress, the wig and make-up.
Stick Savior
Defeat Kenny and retrieve the Stick of Truth.
Complete the game's story mode.