Regular achievements | Achievements South Park: TSoT Guide
Last update: 11 May 2016
New Kid On The Block
Join KKK.
The basic achievement, which you will obtain after several first minutes into the game.
First Day in South Park
Spend one day in South Park.
You will be rewarded with this one after you complete the "Bard" quest.
Gingivitis
Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
You can complete this achievement while at school. It is the special ability of the Gingers, which they will be using in battle. Simply, deliberately ignore blocking, when you see the piece of information that a Ginger is using bite. All of the three bites must take place within one battle. While you will be freeing Craig, they will be using it sporadically so, most probably you will receive this achievement while attacking the school.
Day Walker
Defeat the Ginger hallway monitor, while wearing freckles.
You need to have your freckles on, while fighting the boss, during the mission to save Craig from detention. You will be fighting before you enter the school cafeteria. You can add freckles while creating your character. If you did not, you will find them on the corpses of the defeated Gingers.
Made This for You
Throw a turd that you made, at the enemy.
Visit any of the bathrooms and play the minigame of shitting (mashing of the attack button). You simply need to use, it as a potion, during a fight
Are We Cool?
Find Jesus while playing as the Jew.
Complete the "Find Jesus" quest, while playing as the Jew.
Parkeologist
Open all of the garages in South Park.
Walk from door to door and open garages. The keys should be inside the houses.
Junk Peddler
Sell 300 items.
It is the easiest to sell grey trash.
For the Hoarder
Sell no item during the game.
Simply, avoid selling anything. Remember that there is a stash in your room, where you can store the items that you do not need, to clean the mess in your inventory. If you want to complete this achievement and Junk Peddler, first finish the game and sell items afterwards.
Truth to Power
Fart on four representatives of authorities.
Use magic, outside of combat, on Father Maxi, Mayor McDaniels, Principal Victoria and on the minister in Montreal. You can find the reverend on the bench in front of the Town Hall. The Mayor is at the Town Hall The Principal is in the Community Center and you gain access there only when you start the mission to recruit the Goth kids. It is the easiest to miss farting on the Canadian Minister. You will be, first, freeing him while visiting Canada, towards the end of the game. It is important that you fart on him before you talk to him, because he disappears after the conversation and you will miss the opportunity.
Irritable Bowels
Shit your pants while fighting a boss.
Fill the mana bar entirely (best before the battle). Then you simply need to drink one more Mana Potion, during the boss battle (check the opponent first, to learn if he is a boss), and the task will be completed.
Pulling Mud
Shit your pants in three different battles.
Just like in the case of the Irritable Bowels. These do not need to be boss battles, though.
Shutout
Block each attack, outside of the tutorial
You need to block, successfully, all of the attacks. If you find it difficult to block, try blocking an attack at the beginning of the fight and summon someone to end your fight for you.
Stay Down
Fart on ten enemies when they are knocked out
Simply, use the easiest magic on the bodies of the opponents after the battle.
No Child Left Behind
Complete the game without ending the fight, even once, with your buddy knocked out.
You should have a supply of health potions and revive potions on you. You should also watch out for all the negative effects and remove them, if necessary, because one missed DoT may thwart your plans. Remember that your buddy can fall during the fight. What matters is that you need to revive him before the fight ends.
Avenger
Defeat, at least, three opponents with your buddy unconscious.
Let your buddy fall down and defeat the opponents yourself. Note that completing this achievement will make it impossible to achieve "No Child Left Behind", unless you complete this achievement after you complete the storyline of the game.
Dog Whistle
Fart on a canine while in your gnome form.
You need to use the shrinking powder (after the "defeat Underpants Gnomes" quest), and simply fart on one of the dogs in the town.
Just Saying Hi
Fart on every buddy in the game.
Use your magic on all six members of your party. Simply, switch between them, when you have access to all of them and fart.
Dragon Wrath
Knock out, at least, three opponents with one fart, outside of combat.
The best way to complete this one is while cutting through a series of barricades, e.g. during the attack on the school. The situation, where three enemies are standing next to fire is rather unlikely, therefore the Sneaky Squeaker will prove useful here. Use it to lure enemies towards a fire, a lamp or anything that you can set on fire and cause an explosion with a standard spell.
Re-Buttal
Stop five channel attacks with magic.
Channel attacks are powerful ones, which require one turn to load. You can tell them by the message on the screen and the red halo around the enemy. It is incredibly often used by gnomes so, the moment when it is easiest to complete this achievement, is during the "Defeat the Underpants Gnomes" quest. Simply, use the Roar to stun the enemy that is casting such a spell. All of the five interrupts do not need to occur during one fight.
Heisenberg
Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
While fighting junkies (Call The Banners - Tweek) you need to be wearing the appropriate items that alter your looks. You can find Cartman's Goatee at his house, on the ground floor. The Bald Cap can be found at the Police station, in the bag next to Romper Stomper. To get there, you need a key. Go to the first floor and shoot at the shelf with trophies to reach a locked room, along the venting shaft, where you find the key.
Poco Chinpoko
Collect five chinpokomons.
Chinpoko loco
Collect fifteen chinpokomons.
Chinpokolypse
Collect 30 chinpokomons.
Daddy Issues
Befriend your dad.
To befriend dad, you need, at least, 55 friends. Then talk to him at your home.
More Popular Than Jesus
Befriend half of South Park.
More Popular Than John Lennon
Befriend all of South Park.
You need to add anyone that you can. The list, alongside with requirements, can be found in the appropriate chapter.
Canadian Handshake
Fart on a total of 100 people.
You can circulate your targets so, you can even achieve it on one person.
Animal Cruelty
Fart 25 times on animals.
You can circulate your targets. The easiest way is to single out Cartman's cat, at Kupa Keep, as your target.
Shopaholic
Complete half of the available outfits.
Clothes Whore
Complete all of the available outfits.
Full Arsenal
Complete all of the outfits and weapons.
It is important that you take a look into every container and search all of the bodies. It is especially important in the places where you will not be able to return anymore. These are: school - both while freeing Craig and during the attack; Jimmy's house - the "Bard" quest; the spaceship - Alien Abduction; Taco Bell Construction - PTA Problems; Clyde's house - Beat Up Clyde!; Unplanned Parenthood - Forging of Alliances; the walls in your house - Defeat the Underpants Gnomes. You should also remember that, for this achievement, you also need to get the gear sold at stores, i.e. Jimbo, KKK, The Elven Kingdom, Girls HQ, the homeless guy in front of the U-Stor-It and Canada.
Friends in Strange Places
Befriend Crab People and the Underpants Gnomes.
As for the Gnomes, complete the "Phase 1" quest. In the case of the crab people, you need to go to the other end of the sewers. You will find there a crab man and a big stone, which you need to blow up with Nagasaki (you learn this spell towards the end of the game).
Weapon Proficiency
Perform 100 perfect attacks.
Skilled Defender
Block 100 attacks.
Mastery
Develop one of your abilities to its maximum.
Spend four points on one ability.
Make it Rain!
Spend 500 dollars.
The fastest way to do that is at Tom's Rhinoplasty.
Ass of Fire
Defeat 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
Use Cartman's Burning Cloud.
You Bastards
Have Kenny die for 10 times in combat.
Remember that Kenny is immortal and he returns after two turns.