Illnesses in Two Point Hospital Two Point Hospital Guide and Tips

Last update: 17 September 2018

In Two Point Hospital you will need to diagnose a number of different diseases. From the simple ones, which require only a visit to an internist, to the very complicated ones, which require a visit to a number of different diagnostic offices.

The diagnostic process is not a constant or common process. Each patient will follow a different diagnostic path. Everything depends on the quality of the equipment and the experience of the staff. Thus, it may turn out that two patients with the same disease may have completely different diagnostic paths. One of them will have to visit only one office and the other one will have to visit as many as three. Each test costs a certain amount of cash, so theoretically, a longer diagnosis translates into higher profits. However, it also lengthens the queues for diagnostic offices.

You can find out about the patient's path by clicking on them and going to the tab informing about the course of treatment, a list, similar to the one shown in the picture below, will appear. If, however, you stop the camera at one of the diagnostic rooms, after the patient's visit you will see information about how much they have paid and how much percentage they have received to the correct diagnosis.

Note: Starting prices for the treatments are given for all diseases - Illnesses in Two Point Hospital - Mechanics - Two Point Hospital Game Guide

Note: Starting prices for the treatments are given for all diseases. You can modify them at any time via the "Illnesses" menu.

Verbal Diarrhoea

Extremely common disease. Most often, the patients suffering from it appear at the very beginning of the game. This is due to the fact that its diagnosis requires only an internal medicine office. It is treated in a pharmacy and the cost of the treatment is $6000.

Misery Guts

It is also a rather common disease. In most cases, it only requires an internal office. If your staff are really inexperienced, a visit to another diagnostic room may be required. It is treated in a pharmacy. You will earn $7000 for treating it.

Bed Face

Situation similar to that of Misery Guts. Only in extreme cases will an additional diagnostic room be required. The disease is treated in the ward and the cost of the treatment is $5000.

Litter Bug

The disease is more complicated than the previous ones. Here, an internal medicine office alone is no longer sufficient for diagnosis. To treat patients suffering from Litter Bug, you need an Injection Room that you will need to unlock through research. You will earn $7000 from treating this disease.

Lycanthropy

The illness doesn't require any overtly extensive diagnosis capabilities. Just a GP's Office and one or two diagnosis room will be enough. The cost is $9,000.

Monobrow

The diagnosis here is flexible. It might require only a single diagnosis room, or three of these. Treated on the Ward, it costs $8,000.

Shock Horror

The diagnosis of this illness is much more tricky. The patients will have to go through a few diagnoses. The illness can be treated in the Shock Clinic. The Clinic can be unlocked with research. The treatment will get you $11,000.

Light Headed

This illness is rather easy to diagnose. Usually two rooms will be enough. Treatment takes place in the De-Lux Clinic and yields $8,000.

Humerus Injury

The illness has a few ways for being diagnosed. It could be diagnosed really quick, but there will be cases, where the patient will have to visit two diagnosis rooms. Treatment requires the Fracture Ward unlocked in the Tumble hospital. This will get you $6,000.

Grout

The illness is easy to diagnose and doesn't require many diagnosis rooms. Treatment takes place in the Pharmacy and yields $6,000.

Lazy Bones

Also very easy to diagnose. Usually, apart from the GP's Office, you will need the General Diagnosis room. The illness is treated on the ward. The profit is $6,000.

Grey Anatomy

It's quite complicated to diagnose. It requires many diagnosis rooms - ideally around four. Treatment takes place in Chromatherapy, which has to be unlocked with research. The cost is $10,000.

Clamp

One of the most common illnesses. In most cases it appears at the beginning of the game in each of the hospitals. It is easy to diagnose and treat. Treatment takes place in the Pharmacy and will allow you to earn 6,000$.

Premature Mummification

The disease appears in the later stage of the game, in the tropical climate. It is quite difficult to diagnose. It is treated in the Cryptology room. You can unlock the room via research in Sweaty Palms. Each patient will pay you 12,000$ for treatment.

8-Bitten

A disease common in the later part of the game. The diagnosis is long and in most cases you will need about 3 different diagnostic rooms for the task. It is treated in the Resolution Lab that can be unlocked via research in Duckworth-upon-Bilge. Each treated patient will pay you 11,000$.

Boggled Mind

A disease easy to diagnose, hard to treat. The treatment rate is, in most cases, the lowest from all of the psychiatric illnesses. You can earn 6,000$ for every treated patient.

Spontaneous Combustion

A disease that is hard to diagnose. You need to have at least 3 different diagnostic rooms with experienced staff. Treatment takes place in the Injection Room that can be unlocked via research in Mitton. Each patient will pay 10,000$ for treatment.

Decision Rash

A disease that should easily be diagnosed, but treating it is quite problematic. The patients are likely to die if they wait for treatment for too long. Additionally, if you lack an experienced staff, treatment rate will be low. Treatment takes place in the Injection Room that can be unlocked via research in Mitton. Each patient will pay 8,000$ for treatment.

Night Fever

This is a disease common in almost every hospital. Diagnosing and treating it should not be problematic. It is treated in Psychiatry. Each patient will pay 8,000$ for treatment.

Animal Magnetism

This disease will appear for the first time in Flemington. From now on, it will appear moderately often. To assess whether it is worthwhile to build Pest Control, where you can treat it, you need to check the number of cases in the disease menu. This is a difficult disease to diagnose and requires several diagnostic rooms. You will earn $10000 for this treatment.

Boggled Ming

The disease is very common in the first hospitals. Then it appears less frequently, but it remains a significant number of cases. It is an easy to diagnose disease and usually it is enough to have a GP office and some additional diagnostic office. It is treated at Psychiatry. You will earn $9000 for this procedure.

Broken Face

It is quite an easy to diagnose fracture. However, compared to other diseases in this category, it is more difficult to treat. Treatment requires a Fracture Ward, unlocked first in the Tumble hospital. You will earn $8,000 for this treatment.

Cross Bones

This is a relatively rare orthopedic disease. The diagnosis should not be difficult for experienced medical staff. Treatment requires a Fracture Ward, unlocked first in the Tumble hospital. You will earn $9,000 for this treatment.

Cubism

This disease appears relatively late in the game - Illnesses in Two Point Hospital - Mechanics - Two Point Hospital Game Guide

This disease appears relatively late in the game. It is difficult to diagnose and requires at least three diagnostic rooms. It is treated in a Recurvery Room, which you can unlock through research in Grockle Bay. The cost of the procedure is $12,000.

Emperor Clothes

This illness is difficult to diagnose and treat. It appears in the later stages of the game. Only a good psychiatrist gives a decent chance for successful treatment. The higher the level of this ability, the better. It is treated at Psychiatry. The patient will pay $10000.

Floppy Discs

A disease that is difficult to diagnose. It usually requires about three diagnostic rooms. Its treatment is much easier. It is characterized by a high percentage of successful treatments, even with less experienced staff. It is treated at Surgery, which will be unlocked when you start in Smogley. You will earn $21,000 for this treatment.

Grout

This disease occurs only at the beginning of the game. Its diagnosis is usually limited only to a visit at the GP. Treatment takes place in a Pharmacy and will bring you a profit of $6000.

Heart Throb

It is a difficult disease to diagnose. Its diagnosis usually requires about 3 diagnostic rooms. However, its treatment is much easier. It is treated at Surgery, which will be unlocked when you start the game in Smogley. You will earn $23,000 for this treatment.

Hurty Leg

In most cases the disease is easy to diagnose. Only in the case of very inexperienced staff, its diagnosis may cause problems. Treatment requires an Fracture Ward, first unlocked in the Tumble hospital. You will earn $7000 for this treatment.

Inflated Ego

A disease that is relatively easy to recognize. However, its treatment will provide greater difficulties. In this case, the skills of the staff will have a big impact on the effects of the treatment. It is treated at Psychiatry. The cost for the treatment is $8000.

Jazz Hands

A moderately difficult disease to diagnose. Usually it is diagnosed in two diagnostic rooms. The disease is treated at the Ward and the cost for the procedure is $10000.

Jest Infection

A disease that occurs practically only at the beginning of the game. In later stages it's not present in the game. It's rather easy to diagnose. Diagnosis procedure requires two diagnostic rooms. It's treated in Clown Clinic. You will get $9000 for this procedure.

Mime Crisis

It's a disease that is easy to diagnose. It can be found in almost every hospital you run. It's treated with Psychiatry. The cost of the procedure for the patient equals $7000.

Mock Star

The disease is very common, occurring in almost every hospital. Its diagnosis is extremely easy and most cases are closed in two diagnostic rooms. It's treated with Psychiatry. You will earn $5000 per medical procedure.

Mood Poisoning

A disease that is not very common. Nevertheless, it can be converted into an additional profit. In particular, the room in which it's treated is also responsible for treating other diseases. The disease is very simple to diagnose. It's treated in Injection Room, which you can be unlocked through research conducted in Mitton. Patients will pay $5000 for the treatment.

Mucky Feet

A disease that appears almost from the beginning of the game. Its occurrence is practically the same in every hospital. It's moderately difficult to diagnose. In most cases, two diagnostic rooms are sufficient. This disease is treated in the Ward. Patients have to pay $9000 for the treatment.

Pandemic

A disease that appears mainly at the beginning of the game - Illnesses in Two Point Hospital - Mechanics - Two Point Hospital Game Guide

A disease that appears mainly at the beginning of the game. Later, its occurrence is already occasional and it is not worthwhile to maintain an office that specializes in its treatment. It is quite easy to diagnose. In most cases two diagnostic surgeries sure be enough. This disease is treated in a Pans Lab. You will earn $8500 on this procedure.

Pipe Organs

The disease, like all other diseases requiring surgical treatment, has a long diagnostic process. However, it is much more difficult to cure. It is treated by surgery, which will be unlocked when you start playing in Smogley. You will earn $22,000 on this surgery.

Portishead

It's a disease that will appear relatively often. It's very easy to diagnose and cure. This disease is treated in the ward, and every patient that has this illness had to pay $7000 for the treatment procedure.

Potty Mouth

One of the most common diseases that appear in the game. It always appears in the initial phase of the hospital's life cycle. This is due to the fact that it is very simple to diagnose. Treatment takes place in a pharmacy and will bring you a profit of $9600.

Pudding Blood

This disease occurs moderately often. It is difficult to diagnose and even more difficult to treat. Without improvements in equipment, for most patients this disease can end up tragically and is treated in an Injection Room that you can unlock by research in Mitton. Profit of such treatment equals $9,000.

Rock Bottom

This disease doesn't occur very often. However, it is a good source of extra income. Its diagnosis is moderately difficult. It's treated in an Injection Room, which you can unlock after research processes in Mitton. It will bring you $6000.

Shattered

This disease occurs moderately often. Compared to other fracture diseases, it is extremely difficult to diagnose. Treatment requires unlocked Fracture Ward in the Tumble hospital. You will earn $10000 on this treatment.

Spinal Bap

This is a disease that occurs quite often in comparison to other surgical diseases and, like them, is difficult to diagnose. It is treated by surgery, which will be unlocked when you start playing in Smogley. You will earn $20000 on this procedure.

Touch of Midas

This disease appears very late. After it appears for the first time - it occurs rather rarely. It is difficult to diagnose and usually requires three diagnostic rooms. Its treatment is also very difficult and without properly improved equipment you don't have the smallest chance to cure the patient. It is treated in a DNA Lab, which will be unblocked after research in Melt Downs. You will earn $14,000 for this treatment.

Turtle Head

This disease is a common occurrence only in Smogley - Illnesses in Two Point Hospital - Mechanics - Two Point Hospital Game Guide

This disease is a common occurrence only in Smogley. You need to assess whether it is worthwhile to treat the disease. It's difficult to diagnose. It's treated in a Head Office, which will be unlocked through research at Smogley. You will earn $11,000 on this treatment.

Verbal Diarrhea

The disease is very popular at the beginning of your adventures in every hospital. It's very easy to diagnose. Treatment takes place in a Pharmacy and will bring you a profit of $6000.

Leopard Skin

The disease appears quite late in the game and in every further hospital its occurrence is almost the same. The disease is difficult to diagnose and requires at least three diagnostic rooms. It is treated in a DNA Lab, which will be unlocked through research at Melt Downs. You will earn $12,000 on this procedure.

Denim Genes

The disease appears quite late in the game and in every further hospital its occurrence is almost the same. This disease is difficult to diagnose and requires at least 3 diagnostic rooms. It is the easiest genetic disease to treat. It can be treated in a DNA Lab, which will be unlocked after you conduct a research in Melt Downs. You will earn $10000 on this treatment.

Jumbo DNA

The disease appears quite late and its occurrence is almost the same in each of the further hospitals. The disease is difficult to diagnose and requires at least 3 diagnostic rooms. It's as difficult to treat as it is to diagnose. It's treated in a DNA Lab, which will be unlocked after you conduct a research in Melt Downs. You will earn $13,000 on this procedure.

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