Hateful Chris: Never Say Buy

Release Date: June 30, 2001

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A humorous platform game by Brainchild Studios. The protagonist is the eponymous Chris — a skull fighting an international corporation, which flooded the world with ads of their new special sales machine called Dreadful Dana. Hateful Chris: Never Say Buy utilizes a side-view perspective. During the game, you explore spacious, nonlinear levels, complete missions and side quests, participate in various minigames, and fight enemies.

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Hateful Chris: Never Say Buy for PC is a humorous platform game by Brainchild studios. The game focuses on the amazing adventures of a skull called Chris, who fights international corporations. To achieve his goal, he often uses unorthodox methods, which are also a source of the game’s black humor. Despite the comic-book-like visuals, the game is targeted at adults.

Plot

In order to increase its profits, a certain corporation creates a sales machine called Dreadful Dana. Advertisements of it start to appear everywhere, which drives Chris up the wall; he decides to crack down on the expansive corporation. At first he can only use a bat, but later he can find better weapons.

Mechanics

There are over 30 various weapons, which you can find or steal. Chris can also use special psycho berserker attacks against over 30 types of enemies, who behave in different ways. Hateful Chris: Never Say Buy features many minigames and side quests, which make it easier to achieve you goal. The levels are nonlinear, allowing you to wander around as you please and to look for secret places and passages. There are also six shops, where you can buy various deadly items.