13 Rules of Life According to The Sims

• 13 Rules of Life According to The Sims
• After entering adolescence, everyone knows how to drive a car
• Undercover agents and astronauts are hired through the Internet
• As we all know, teenage years officially end on your 36th birthday
• Children are conceived by kissing
• Give enough complements to someone, and they'll go to bed with you
• If you are a man and want to have a child, consider allowing aliens to abduct you
• You can drink as much as you want, and you will not become an alcoholic
• Social service comes after three days of the baby crying
• Why bother mowing the lawn if you can just paint the ground green?
• If you talk to the mirror long enough, you'll get promoted
• A group of strangers knocking on the door? Let them in
• Even if you work as a janitor, a chauffeur will drive you to work

After reading this text, you will understand how great are the gaps in education in our society, how many meaningless schemes and patterns we're stuck in completely unreflectively, and how many lies we're fed from the earliest age. We don't know the next thing about life.

Below, you'll find 13 professional, social, and moral tips coming from The Sims 4. Tips on life. After reading this text, nothing will be the same.

If you want a daughter, eat watermelons

As you can see, this method of family planning is already getting serious scientific coverage.

Forget everything you've learned from your family, friends, and Facebook groups, about the factors that will affect the gender of your potential offspring. Pickles, fancy positions, insulated underwear, calendars – all lies! The only proven method is eating fruit. Specifically: watermelons and apples.

It's blatantly simple: if you dream of a girl – eat three watermelons during pregnancy. If you want a boy – get three apples. The ideal solution is forgetting all other foods and feeding on the chosen fruit for nine months. Experiments have proven such constraints of diet have no adverse effects at all. If you can eat refrigerated beans for your whole life, you can definitely get away with apples.