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Go outside. 7 achievements which had me cheating

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Good thing there is no achievement of not turning on my computer for five years ...- 7 gaming achievements I had to cheat for – documentary – 2021-12-04
Fortunately, there's no achievement for not turning your computer on for five years...
  1. Game: The Stanley Parable
  2. Percentage of people who earned this achievement (on Steam): 11.3%
  3. Cheating method: Manipulating time

The Stanley Parable is a peculiar game; it can be completed in less than two hours, but it takes several times as long to discover all the secrets it hides. No wonder that the achievements related to it are also, well, bizarre.

I like maxing games out, but not so much that I'd feel tempted to poke around the game files to try an achieve the unattainable. But here's another, easier achievement – "Go Outside." Contrary to what the name suggests, you don't need to go anywhere; in fact, one could – assuming the required technology existed – just hibernate for around five years.

As some of you may know, the point is to not play The Stanley Parable for five years. There is but one condition – you need to launch the game at least once (obviously). After all, you can't take a break from something that never started, right? On the other hand, why wait? Why wait when you just need to change the time on your computer – et voila! The achievement is already on our account. I did that... Then I smiled, shrugged my shoulders, went "meh," and started looking for real challenges.

Hubert Sledziewski

Hubert Sledziewski

Has been writing professionally since 2016. He joined Gamepressure.com five years later - although he has known the service since he had access to the internet - to combine his love for words and games. Deals mainly with news and journalism. A sociologist by education, a gamer by passion. He started his gaming adventure at the age of four - with a Pegasus. Currently, prefers PC and demanding RPGs, but does not shy away from consoles or other genres. When he's not playing or writing, he enjoys reading, watching series (less often movies) and Premier League matches, listening to heavy music, and also walking the dog. Almost uncritically loves the work of Stephen King. Does not abandon plans to follow in his footsteps. However, he keeps his first "literary achievements" locked away deep in a drawer.

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